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经典的英语笑话段子1 TheTime BLONDE:Excuseme,whattimeisitrightnow? WOMAN:Its11:25PM. BLONDE:(confusedloo下面是小编为大家整理的经典英语笑话段子,菁选3篇（2023年）,供大家参考。
经典的英语笑话段子1
The Time
BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?
WOMAN: It"s 11:25 PM.
BLONDE: (confused look on face) You know, it"s the weirdest1 thing, I"ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.
经典的英语笑话段子2
Boyfriend Upgrade
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 sim* crashes the system. I"ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVEDME" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wavefiles.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
Tech Support
经典的英语笑话段子3
An ingenious idea 一个好办法
A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it.
The doctor said, "Try getting home late some night. It"s good method."
有个人对医生说他的妻子不说话了，问他该怎么办。
医生说：“你试试哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。这是个好办法。”
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